Bad Code Contest Direct

Entries will be judged by our panel of weary senior developers based on:

: Write a single file that is valid, runnable code in two or more different programming languages simultaneously.

: Is the logic so convoluted that it would take a skilled programmer weeks to debug it? 🎁 Prizes

: Solve a trivial problem (like checking if a number is even) using 5,000+ lines of code, three external APIs, and a custom-built neural network.