The doorbell rang. It wasn’t the date. It was .
“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...
“I don’t care if you named them 'The Pointer Sisters,' get them off my deck! I have a date coming over in twenty minutes and ‘Death by Nature’ isn't the vibe I’m going for.” The doorbell rang
The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand. “Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,”
“It’s a majestic creature of the sky, Charlie! And the spider is just a misunderstood arachnid,” Alan chirped, adjusting his beige windbreaker. “Besides, I’ve named the bird 'Freedom' and the spider 'Leggsy.'”
She swept into the living room, smelling of Chanel No. 5 and cold ambition. She didn't even look at her sons. She walked straight to the glass door, locked eyes with the giant bird, and tapped on the pane with a manicured nail.
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