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[s5e4] The One Where Phoebe Hates Pb -

"It’s not just a spread, Ross! It’s a conspiracy of the earth!" Phoebe stood up, pacing. "Think about it. It sticks to the roof of your mouth so you can’t scream for help. It’s the silence of the nuts!"

"Tell her what? That we murdered her spoon with the very substance she currently believes is an agent of evil?" Chandler hissed back. "We’ll be next! She’ll think we’re 'sticky' too!" [S5E4] The One Where Phoebe Hates PB

"I’m telling you, it’s over," Phoebe announced, her voice trembling with betrayal. "We are no longer on speaking terms." "It’s not just a spread, Ross

"That’s what they want you to think!" Phoebe grabbed her coat. "I’m going to go talk to the squirrels in the park. They need to know their cousins are being processed into a paste of lies." It sticks to the roof of your mouth