The problem? The only remaining bottle was being auctioned at a local street fair that very afternoon. The Family Outing Loid framed the mission as a "Family Bonding Day."

"Mama is a superhero!" Anya shouted, seizing the moment. While the vendor was distracted by Yor’s gravity-defying feat, Anya "accidentally" tripped and landed right in front of the cider booth, looking up with the most pathetic, wide-eyed "Waku Waku" expression she could muster. The Result

As they sat on a hill overlooking the city later that evening, Loid poured the cider into plastic cups. He had the bottle, the mission was a success, and the peace of the world was maintained for another day.

, the unsuspecting assassin, was just happy to be included. “A picnic! I must be careful not to crush the sandwiches with my grip,” she worried, unknowingly sharpening a butter knife with terrifying precision. The "Accidental" Rivalry

Loid tried to use a "calculated stumble" to distract the vendor, but Yor, seeing a stray balloon drifting toward a crying child, leaped fifteen feet into the air to catch it. The sheer spectacle caused the entire crowd—including the rival agent—to freeze in awe.

, the telepath, immediately knew the truth. “Papa is doing a spy thing for a fizzy juice,” she thought, her eyes sparkling with excitement.

The vendor, moved by Anya’s "innocence" and Yor’s "athleticism," decided that such a wonderful family deserved the cider more than any collector.

Yor smiled, Anya napped with her Chimera plush, and for a brief moment, the master spy forgot that his "family" was just a cover. He realized that while he was protecting the peace of the East and West, he was also protecting this small, chaotic, and perfect world on a picnic blanket.