Stsenka Nomera Dlia Novogodnei Elki U Starsheklassnikov May 2026

(Checking her watch) Okay, people! This is our last New Year’s skit before graduation. It needs to be profound. It needs to be Shakespearean. It needs to represent the transition from childhood to the cold, hard reality of adulthood!

(Horrified) No! We are seniors! We need to show the younger kids that we are mature. Max, take off the glasses. Gleb, put on the traditional beard. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project. (Checking her watch) Okay, people

Because "normal" is for the fifth graders. They still think the tree lights up by magic. We know it lights up because the school’s electrical wiring is from 1974 and it’s a fire hazard. It needs to be Shakespearean

Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers.

Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty.