Teen Lust - (2014)

Get Laid or Die Trying: A Look Back at Teen Lust (2014) If you’ve ever felt like your parents were a bit too involved in your personal life, spare a thought for Neil, the protagonist of the 2014 Canadian comedy-horror, . Directed by Blaine Thurier , this film takes the classic "trying to lose my virginity" trope and dials it up to a literally hellish level. The Plot: A Race Against the Altar

Despite its niche status, Teen Lust features a cast of familiar faces that elevate the "strained silliness" of the script: Teen Lust (2014) - News - IMDb Teen Lust (2014)

The story follows Neil (played by Jesse Carere), an awkward high schooler whose seemingly boring, religious parents have a dark secret: they are actually members of a Satanic cult. Even worse, they've promised Neil's "undefiled" virgin flesh as a sacrifice to Satan on his 18th birthday to prevent 1,000 years of peace on Earth. Get Laid or Die Trying: A Look Back