Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe -

Christmas maybe?I’m feeling fifty-fifty on the "nice."Christmas maybe?Just skip the coal and bring the fancy ice.I’m not saying I’m a saint,But I’m definitely not a ghost.So put a ribbon on a Tesla,And we’ll have a holiday toast.

(The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic)

Should we flesh this out into a , or would you like a theatrical script treatment for a short film version?

Think heavy upright bass, but with a lo-fi hip-hop beat underneath. It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously wandering the aisles of a Target on December 24th.

Santa baby, I checked my bank account and—well, yikes .I’ve been an angel... mostly. Depending on your likes.I forgot to write my list, was busy doomscrolling on my phone,So just bring the whole sleigh, baby, and leave me alone.